Things I've Learned Recently
- It's impossible to sneak up on someone while wearing flip-flops.
- No matter how much you pay for health insurance, your money buys you the right to wait over a month for a doctor's appointment, sometimes while in terrible pain.
- It takes 2 people to catch a skittish chicken, and the process involves lots of swearing.
- Sometimes we don't recognize the major turning points in our lives till later--sometimes years later. A corollary:Major events in our lives sometimes hinge on small, mundane decisions. And a corollary to that: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes it's a really trivial or lame reason rather than a grand, cosmic one.
- We'd all be better off with more conversations and fewer assumptions.
- 5-day-old pizza is gross.
- Most hour-long meetings could be replaced with a couple of paragraphs of information that would take about a minute to read. But since we're all inundated with information, we need to hold meetings to get people's attention.
- Most hour-long conference presentations could be replaced by a few well-crafted PowerPoint slides that would take less than 10 minutes to read. But since we're all inundated with information, we wouldn't bother to read them, so we need in-person presentations to get our attention.
- Despite all the high-tech medical advances, many doctors are still baffled by--and uncomfortable hearing about--pain.
- Emotional energy is finite.
- When life kicks us in the butt, we can laugh or cry. Crying usually makes more sense, but laughing is a lot more fun.