Today's spam subject line is...

Today's spam subject line is:

Conjugate like a hero.

Which hero? Grammar Man?

Hmm... come to think of it, Grammar Man is a great idea for a superhero. He could swoop down to punish all the apostrophe-abusing, word-misusing, preposition-misplacing evildoers out there. Does anyone have ideas for a costume or weapon of choice?

Today's funny spam subject line is...

"Reality porn"

An oxymoron if ever I heard one.

Today's spam subject line is...

Update your Penis

So is that a hardware or software update???

Now they're getting more specific

This morning's schoolyard insult, courtesy of my spam folder:

"what a stupid face you have here crumj"

I wonder what they're going to say next. Maybe something more sophisticated like, "You're ugly, and your mother dresses you funny."

*sigh*